| Head coach | ColdNChilly | Co-coach | None |
|---|---|
| Team value | 1685k |
| First game | 2018-05-13 |
| Games played | 21 |
| Last game | 2022-10-12 |
Statistics
| Average | Total | |
| Games played | 21 | |
|---|---|---|
| win | 0.286 | 6 |
| tie | 0.238 | 5 |
| loss | 0.476 | 10 |
| Performance | 40.48% | |
| Touchdowns | -12 | |
| For | 1.19 | 25 |
| Against | 1.76 | 37 |
| Casualties | +32 | |
| For | 2.81 | 59 |
| Against | 1.29 | 27 |
| Kills | 0.19-0.14 | 4-3 |
| Points | 2.62 | 55 |
Streaks
| Total | |
| Win or tie streak | 3 |
|---|---|
| Tie streak | 3 |
| Loss streak | 3 |
| Kill streak | 1 |
Performance against race
| # | GP | W-T-L | W | D | L | P/GP | TD | + | - | Cas | + | - | elo | P | |
| 1 | Lizardmen | 3 | 1-1-1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50.00% | -3 | 4 | 7 | +7 | 13 | 6 | 9 | |
| 2 | Dark Elf | 5 | 0-2-3 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20.00% | -4 | 3 | 7 | +15 | 16 | 1 | 9 | |
| 3 | Chaos Dwarf | 3 | 1-0-2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33.33% | -4 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 5 | 9 | 7 | |
| 4 | Chaos Renegades | 3 | 1-0-2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33.33% | -4 | 3 | 7 | +5 | 6 | 1 | 7 | |
| 5 | Halfling | 2 | 1-0-1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 50.00% | 0 | 4 | 4 | +4 | 8 | 4 | 6 | |
| 6 | Goblin | 1 | 1-0-0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.00% | +1 | 2 | 1 | +2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | |
| 7 | Elven Union | 1 | 1-0-0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 100.00% | +3 | 3 | 0 | +3 | 3 | 0 | 5 | |
| 8 | Vampire | 2 | 0-1-1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 25.00% | -1 | 2 | 3 | +3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | |
| 9 | Dwarf | 1 | 0-1-0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 50.00% | 0 | 1 | 1 | -3 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
All games played by The Guinness Pigs
| Date | Opponent | Race | Team | R | Score | Casualties | tournament |
| 2022-10-12 | Halfthumb | Dwarf | Rowdy Ball Klubb | T | 1-1 | 0-3 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-09-22 | Kyrre | Chaos Dwarf | Motbydelig Horde 1994 | W | 3-1 | 2-2 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-09-18 | Kyrre | Chaos Dwarf | Motbydelig Horde 1994 | L | 0-3 | 1-4 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-07-25 | Kyrre | Halfling | Løiten Liniemænd | W | 3-2 | 6-2 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-06-26 | Vladidaho | Dark Elf | Black Roses | L | 0-2 | 1-0 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-06-10 | Vladidaho | Dark Elf | Black Roses | T | 1-1 | 6-0 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-05-08 | Maestitia | Vampire | We do it in the Shadows | T | 1-1 | 3-1 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-04-20 | Vladidaho | Dark Elf | Black Roses | T | 1-1 | 4-0 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-04-13 | Maestitia | Vampire | We do it in the Shadows | L | 1-2 | 2-1 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-03-20 | Kyrre | Halfling | Løiten Liniemænd | L | 1-2 | 2-2 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2022-01-24 | Halfthumb | Lizardmen | Red Hot Chili Ballers | W | 2-1 | 4-1 | Semi Pro XVIII |
| 2021-07-22 | Maestitia | Dark Elf | Makhai | L | 0-1 | 1-1 | Semi Pro XVII |
| 2019-05-06 | Khaleesi | Dark Elf | The Golden Stars | L | 1-2 | 4-0 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2019-03-10 | Kyrre | Lizardmen | Lillebjørns Regnbue | L | 0-4 | 4-4 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2019-03-03 | Kyrre | Chaos Renegades | Ankerskogen Blodbaderklubb | W | 2-0 | 2-1 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2018-12-16 | Kyrre | Chaos Renegades | Ankerskogen Blodbaderklubb | L | 0-5 | 3-0 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2018-12-10 | Kyrre | Chaos Renegades | Ankerskogen Blodbaderklubb | L | 1-2 | 1-0 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2018-11-05 | Hannibal Hector | Goblin | National Ruffle Association | W | 2-1 | 3-1 | Semi Pro XVI |
| 2018-06-17 | Kyrre | Lizardmen | Lillebjørns Regnbue | T | 2-2 | 5-1 | Semi Pro XV |
| 2018-05-27 | Rywhandar | Elven Union | Chodron Dragons | W | 3-0 | 3-0 | Semi Pro XV |
| 2018-05-13 | Kyrre | Chaos Dwarf | Slagpåserna från Sverige | L | 0-3 | 2-3 | Semi Pro XV |