Last update:
| # | Player | Position | Team | ma | st | ag | av | skills | int | cmp | td | cas | mvp | spp | GP |
| 1 | Mother "Hail" Mary | Human Thrower | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate,Block,Kick-off Return,Strong Arm,Safe Throw | 0 | 64 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 100 | 180000 |
| 2 | Eightball McClansman | Human Thrower | Purple Bluebirds | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate,Kick-off Return,Strong Arm,Nerves of Steel | 0 | 46 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 57 | 160000 |
| 3 | Remy Eyes | Human Thrower | Firey Tigers | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate,Kick-off Return | 0 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 110000 |
| 4 | Frau Totenkinder | Human Thrower | Victorious Secret | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate,Safe Throw | 0 | 14 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 110000 |
| 5 | Jo 'Slippery' McGregor | Human Thrower | Purple Bluebirds | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate,Leader | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 110000 |
| 6 | Iactus Gallus | Human Thrower | Trump Tower Praetorians | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 90000 |
| 7 | Throwus Farus | Human Thrower | Trump Tower Praetorians | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Block | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 90000 |
| 8 | Archibald Wald | Human Thrower | Nuln Gunners | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Block | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 90000 |
| 9 | Mother Superior | Human Thrower | Fourteen Nun Blondes | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Block | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 90000 |
| 10 | Donald Rump | Human Thrower | Bardu Bengals | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Block | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 90000 |
| 11 | Saltveit | Human Thrower | Nancy's Revenge | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Strong Arm | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 100000 |
| 12 | Arme Skatterud | Human Thrower | MoScow Marines | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 90000 |
| 13 | Hildr | Human Thrower | Hildr's Sodomizers | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 90000 |
| 14 | Homer Un | Human Thrower | Tiger Muscles | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70000 |
| 15 | Maester Luwin | Human Thrower | Hobøl I.L. | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70000 |
| 16 | Thorgeir Forlang | Human Thrower | Red Sons of Oldman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 17 | Finn Treghånd | Human Thrower | Red Sons of Oldman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 18 | Katniss Everdeen | Human Thrower | Victorious Secret | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 19 | Austreim | Human Thrower | Nancy's Revenge | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 70000 |
| 20 | Pycelle | Human Thrower | Hobøl I.L. | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 70000 |
| 21 | Nina | Human Thrower | Fjorten av samme sorten | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 22 | Thrower nr. 1 | Human Thrower | Team Humanarchy | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass,,Accurate (day 2) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 23 | T9 | Human Thrower | Bardu Bronzers | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |